kristin has been a bad kristin
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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