Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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