if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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