i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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There r osticjed everywhere
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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