Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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