I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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