don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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