is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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