I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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