I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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