Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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