We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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