Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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