I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think my moral compass just broke
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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