Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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