I accidentally had phone sex last night
please come you make the beer taste better
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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