That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I know her cup size but not her name....
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