Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Why are your pants in the freezer?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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