Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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