i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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