Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Are we still banned from the library?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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