I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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