Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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