You surviving the open bar?
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he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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