is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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