That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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