Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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