We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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