i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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