Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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