stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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