I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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