you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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