People with herpes should wear stickers.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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