You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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