Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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