Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We are two peas in an std pod
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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