if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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