just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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