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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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