I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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