In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
