like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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