My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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