In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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