only if we run a train.
done.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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