So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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