so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize