I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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