One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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