I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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