come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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