I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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