i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my poor anus
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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