Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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