I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the day after is always just damage control
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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